No-one's really interested, but this a list of all the techie related stuff that I own...

Claudius II:

• AMD Duron 700
• Abit KT7
• 128Mb PC133 SDRAM
• 1x 6.4Gb HDD, 1x 20.4 Gb HDD
• 24x CDRom
• TNT2
• SBLive!
• 4.1 Surround speakers
• Gravis Xterminator gamepad
• 3c509b NIC
• Iiyama VisionMaster 350
• Win98SE/Debian GNU/Linux

Remains of Claudius I:

• AMD K6/2 300
• PC Chips mobo
• 128Mb SDRAM (kills motherboards)
• 32x CDRom (dead)
• Internal zip (not got a 3.5-5.25 bay adapter yet...)
• ATI xpert@play

Perci:

• Acorn RISC PC (StrongARM 233)
• 20Mb RAM, 2Mb VRAM
• 1.2Gb + 0.5Gb HDD
• Simtec IDE card
• Dual booting RISC OS/RiscBSD

egg:

• CTX EZBook - K6/2 400
• 64Mb
• 5.4Gb
• 800x600 12" TFT screen
• PCMCIA 10/100 net card
• 28k8 PCMCIA modem
• Mandrake Linux 8.0

Otto:

• Packard Bell 486/25
• 16Mb
• 1.2Gb
• 4x CD-Rom
• Not yet running, will be a dialup server

• Yamaha CS2x control synth
• Epiphone Les Paul goldtop
• Frobbed and tweaked squire stratocaster (black body, white scratchplate)
• Cheap yamaha acoustic guitar
• Aria ProII bass (solid wood, 24 fret, gorgeous bodywork :)
• Digitech RP-7 valve preamp/multi effects unit
• DOD Stereo phaser
• Park 25W practise combo
• Peavey 75W/15" cone bass combo
• "Acquired" 8-channel powered mixer with dodgy amp and two dodgy channels
• Borrowed Spirit Folio Notepad mixer
• Borrowed SM58 live vocal mic
• Millions of wires, cables, adapters, plectrums, spare strings etc etc