Isvara and the Plastic Sword
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Scene 1 
8am, Flat 13 Thorncliffe house, Whitworth Park

[A phone rings. No-one answers. The phone keeps ringing. Eventually, a
 very obviously Scottish guy emerges from the depths of his room, and
 answers it]
Gareth (slighty pissed off): Hello?
Isvara (slurring): Hi, er, is, er, Chris there please?
Gareth (weary): I'll get him

[Gareth goes downstairs and knocks on Chris' door]
Chris (from behind door, obviously still in bed): Mmmm..?
Gareth: There's a drunk guy on the phone for you
Chris: Oh good. Hold on.

[Chris emerges and goes to the phone]

Chris: Yes dan?
Isvara: Hi Chris! We've been up drinking *all* night!
Chris: Well done
Isvara: and we're, yeah, a bit pissed.
Chris: That's nice.
Isvara: You should have come out with us! We've been drinking red wine and black        vodka!
Chris: Why are you telling me this?
Isvara: Are you going to your C lecture later?
Chris: Uh, yeah.
Isvara: Oh good. We'll have to come and get you, like, with swords and stuff.
Chris: That's nice, Dan.
Isvara: See you later, then?
Chris: Yes, dan.
[Chris hangs up phone, goes back to bed]

Scene 2
10:07am, Lecture Theater 1.1, CS building. A C lecture is in progress. Many
people are not paying attention.

Suddenly, a figure enters through the bottom left door. It's Isvara, looking
a little worse for wear, but very determined.
Lecturer: Can I help you?
Isvara: I'm just looking for someone
[Chris disappears under desk, giving instructions to all people around him
to say he's not there]
Lecturer: Okaay.

[Isvara gets out a large plastic sword. A large *pink* plastic sword. He waves
it around, and strides up and down the front of the lecture theater]
Isvara: It's my weapon! Do you see? Do you see?
Lecturer: Right... we'll ignore him for the moment
[Isvara starts of his way up the lecture theatre, looking for Chris. He
eventually sits down on the end of the row Chris is hiding underneath the
desks of]
Isvara: So, do you guys know where Chris is?
People: No; he's not turned up. Said something about going to find you
        at your flat.
Isvara: Well, good. Maybe I'll just wait outside for him.
[Isvara leaves the lecture theatre, and goes to sit in the seating area
just outside, where he stays for the next 2 hours, waiting for Chris to
finish his lectures. A humourous chase across the lecture theatre desks
ensues, and eventually he gives up and goes home]